Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true
the bags under my eyes are as dark as my soul
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade:
(loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now:
(power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid
For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused
I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.
Do you think you're asexual
I don’t have a total lack of interest in sexual activities, so i’m not sure what’s up
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.